mifflinmade
I Solemnly Swear Wood Desk Lamp
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"I Solemnly Swear That I am Up to No Good" lamp with beautiful handmade wooden base. We use a dark stained lightweight 1/4" oak plywood that we laser cut, and then hand assemble each lamp. The lampshade is a beige/off-white color that features a silhouette of footprints from the map and the famous phrase which can be seen once the lamp is turned on. Note the footprints are applied at random and will not necessarily be in the exact same position as in the listing pictures.
The overall measurements of the lamp are 15.5 inches tall and 11.5 inches wide. Lampshade alone is 8 inches tall and 9 inches wide at the widest part. the base itself is 9 inches tall and 11.5 inches at the widest part.
Light bulb holder is a standard US E26 base bulb with a standard US two prong plug. Light switch is a slide type built into the blub holder. Light bulb is not included with purchase.
The lamp shade is an UNO style and relies on the bulb to hold it down. If no bulb is installed, the shade will not be stable and will not sit on the bulb holder by itself. The shade can be purchased by itself if you already have a base for it, shade should fit almost all standard US bulb bases.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
International Customers: Mifflin Made is not responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
All items are made to order and are processed within 3-4 weeks. Orders are not shipped or delivered on
weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please
allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there will be a significant delay in shipment of your
order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
We cannot guarantee exact arrival dates as once we drop the package off with the post office, it is out of our control. For more information or questions, please contact us at emily@mifflinmade.com.
We Gladly Except Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at emily@mifflinmade.com. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at emily@mifflinmade.com.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
